In the beginning God made personal Priesthood & called them Adam in His own invisible Spirit during the Golden Age of Man (partly Heaven & partly Earthly) where God created His sanctuary, a sanctuary so pristine & beautiful that I can hardly describe it here. It was climate controlled, safe & secure under The Almighty's loving care. Adam had everything that a man would ever need in all eternity. Above Adam's head & in the boughs of the trees, birds of all sorts sang gloriful songs to God all the day long, in peace & harmony. For the first time in God's abode Adam lived without worry stress, as all the best fruit & herbs fell naturally on to his table. Toil & trouble were nonexistent in Adam's environment & God was good company for His creation But God recognized that solitary living had a possibility of making Adam complacent & incentive in his minimal worship & tithes? So God decided to 'operate' while Adam was sleeping (for a 100 years or so) taking a short rib & cloning a softer, genteel, certainly more Gentile, with a lot of irresistible attractions belonging to the spiritual sphere. Like protons & neutrons spinning around them, like gravity they were drawn to one another? And God had only one attraction that He reserved for Himself & commanded that His High Priest & his concubine (Woe Man) that Adam joyfully exclaimed for the first time :) That they NOT TREASSPASS UPON! The Tree where God's most dangerous Angel dwelled & outcast from the Heavenly Realm for being contradictory & jealous of God, cast out into the World which is God's Penal Colony, where he lost his spiritual body & was bound into an attractive, mesmerizing, beguiling "Yes Man" to God's most beloved creations?  It is NO Accident that God made Adam's male extension that is still to this day shaped like an APPLE? It is written by God's Hand in His 10 Commandments; "Thou Shalt Not Covet"! Satan was the very first Huckster & Snake Oil Salesman! & in his hand was a Travel Brochure to the Beach & Third World Countries full of impoverished people.. A place that stupid people go to get naked, drunken delusion, indebtedness, skin cancer & other sorrows?? God made Adam & Eve eternal wanders & tourists in 'Cargo Shorts'! I hate "Vacations" & as far as I remember, I've never been on one :) I like where I am at & sleeping in my own bed!